”I
have been pushed around my whole life by lousy men and I’m sick of
it.”
A
common refrain sung during every viewing of Meir Zarchi’s immortal
1978 exploitation classic I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE goes a little bit
something like this… “all the men in this movie are assholes!”...
and yes. Yes, they are. That’s kind of the point. In a genre which
typically depicts women as bubble headed life support systems for
easy access vaginas, Zarchi’s film comes across as a nasty bit of
tit for tat, a sucker punch right to the balls of self entitled,
hyper masculine men.
Tanya
Rosenberg’s 1990 pseudo rape-revenge actioner BLOOD GAMES tries to
play the same tune. We begin at a softball game somewhere in the
middle of Hicksville, USA. A bevy of beauties in short shorts beat
the ever living snot out of some good ol' boys on the baseball
diamond. This triggers a regressive and altogether violent response
from some of the local men. With two of their own nearly raped and
their head coach stabbed, the girls make a getaway attempt in the team bus,
killing a man in the process. Unfortunately, a war hungry, ex-military
misogynist and his army of beer swilling rednecks are in hot pursuit. Once their getaway fails and the gloves come off,
it’s an all-out battle of the sexes, albeit one with baseball bats,
crossbows and hunting rifles.
Virtually
every negative action in this movie is caused by a man. The all-male
baseball team repeatedly grabs their opponent’s asses, even throwing
an elbow into the face of a woman running to second base. Had the
girls simply left after the baseball game was over, all of this would
have been avoided, but their head coach (who is also the father of
our lead protagonist) feels compelled to hold someone up in a bar
bathroom just so he can get money owed to him from a bet. The would-be rapists are not just looking for action but for
revenge. The misogynist bastard leading the rednecks into battle
repeatedly scolds his son for losing to a bunch of broads. It’s
just a cascade of toxic masculinity, self entitlement and unhealthy
machismo all the way down.
But
unlike Zarchi’s film which goes out of it’s way to avoid the
gross sexualization of it’s lead character, Rosenberg gives us a
playful, nudity filled shower scene, endless shots of asses in barely
there shorts, and copious glimpses of bouncing breasts. It also plays
the same end game as SAVAGE STREETS, another exploitation film with
loose female empowerment goals. Both films give us strong heroines
who collapse in fear at the sight of the big bad guy they just
seriously injured. Now maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always found
this sort of thing a bit confusing. While there’s no doubt that a
sexually attractive, scantily clad woman can also be empowering,
inspiring and even awe inducing, the clash between sexploitation
visual tropes and a genuine female empowerment message can sometimes
create a film which doesn’t quite practice what it preaches.
BLOOD
GAMES avoids the typical slasher film idea of a single underpowered
and underprepared woman overcoming an aggressive male threat. Despite the
understandable fear of being shot to death, it’s bevy of ass
kicking beauties are more than capable of aggression. We understand
that they can easily handle this threat. But it seems the film
often wants me to gawk at asses more than it wants me to pump my fists in
solidarity, and that threw me off during some of the more tense
moments the film offers up. The final half of BLOOD GAMES is great
stuff, just a classic 90s action film set in dense woods. I feel the
film might have been better off leaving the sexploitation visuals
behind at that point. Unfortunately, they persist through most of the film,
cluttering up the message along the way.
But
perhaps I’m simply thinking too much about this. From start to
finish, BLOOD GAMES is an absolute blast, a nicely executed and
potent piece of exploitation cinema. It’s not a flashy film, but
it’s certainly effective, perfectly paced with an engaging cast of
actors and some rather effective action set pieces. It’s also a
great bit of cornball fun that would definitely tickle the fancy of
Andy Sidaris fans everywhere. So if women in short shorts killing
rednecks in the woods sounds like your cup of tea, by all means, sip away.